WOT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so you're lookin' a bit rattled, mate. What's got your tights in a knot? Spill the gossips. We can't have you bottling it all up, yeah? Maybe we need to go for a burger and you can tell us all about it. No hating here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Big mad? Alright, mate. Spill the tea. You look like you could explode any second